Archive | April, 2012

Well I’ll be damned…

17 Apr

It takes something pretty phenomenal to floor me. Not to seem elitist, but I’ve just seen way too much rubbish on the net to actually be inspired to blog about things often.

Snooki becoming a mother? Nope, that didn’t do it…

Jessica Simpson’s alien-sized baby bump. Mmmm that almost did it (seriously, how is she that fucking huge and not broken?)

Lady Gaga walking the red carpet with nude lips and a demure white shift dress? Yeah, that’d do it.

But when I saw the above clip of a Tupac’s hologram performing at Coachella, I was stunned.

When I first heard that a hologram of Tupac had taken the stage at Coachella, I was positive it would be some embarrassing attempt to stun the crowd. Video footage designed to set the social media world abuzz.

What we got was so much more, real. A spine-tingler if  I ever did see one. An experience I wish I had of forked out the cash to witness.

The legend. Could he still be alive?

It actually looks as though Tupac has taken the stage. It’s eery to watch. The hairs on the back of my neck stood up – and the effect was only worsened when Snoop Dogg took the stage to perform ‘Gangsta party.’ (Gee, two mentions of Snoop in as many posts – who do I think I am? Some kind of Thug Mansion resident?)

I think you’ll have to pick your jaw up from the floor peeps.

 

  NQC x


What is the coolest thing you’ve seen recently?

Do you think Tupac’s still alive?

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They call you Snoop Dogg.

12 Apr

Okay so you may not be a rapper.

You may not sport pigtailed dreads.

… and you may not be a black dude. Or you might, whatever.

I nicked the above image of Snoop because hey, I wanted to lighten the mood surrounding this whole ‘snooping’ malarky. It’s becoming a bit of an issue you know.

After a quick natter with a few good girlfriends on the subject, I was really interested to hear when and where is a good time for such breaches of privacy to occur. I must say, I was somewhat surprised by the results.

One girl said that she only did it in the very beginning of a fling with a new fella, you know, before the ‘exclusive’ chat had come around. She claimed that for reasons relating to cleanliness and her having no desire to contract Chlamydia, she wanted to know if he was hitting up any other girls – and this was a way for her to find out without seeming vulnerable so early on in the dalliance.

Another girlfriend said that occasionally she has a peep through her man’s phone, just like she’s performing a bi-monthly general upkeep to make sure he’s behaving himself. I don’t really know why there’s a need.

One thing I have learned from my experience with couples that snoop – is that that integral level of trust is missing. Obviously – I’m not trying to pull conclusions from the toilet here, but when the trust is that bad, that you don’t think it can be solved with a conversation, odds are there is something to be worried about.

Girls especially have a handy little weapon up our sleeves – it’s called women’s intuition – and in my experience, if you think there’s something worth finding out about, that is, if you feel the need to go snooping for something, odds are, there’s something to find.

Then there’s little old me. I feel like I should probably divulge my own snooping sins while I sit here coaching you on the ins and outs of such a treacherous activity. I’m not proud to admit that I’m guilty of snooping – just one time. I didn’t want to, I even felt sick for most of the time, scrolling through, reading words that were never intended for my eyes. What I can confirm is that I found exactly what I was looking for that night, and most of the time when you go for a snoop – you do.

Not a great article to put an end to privacy-busting activity is it?

Fo shizl ma nizl.

 

 

 

 

NQC x

Have you been guilty of snooping?

Did you find exactly what you were looking for?

Did you get busted snooping? That would SUCK.

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The Exit Strategy.

2 Apr

Ladies. It’s time we sat down and talked about it.

Oh don’t be coy with me. You know exactly what I’m talking about.

If your man hasn’t brought it up in the bedroom already, then your girlfriends have definitely shared their horror stories with you. Shudder.

If you haven’t cottoned on by now, I’m talking about taking the back door, you know, the bootyhole bump – aka, the ultimate form of birth control.

I don’t know what it is, but men everywhere are obsessed with the idea of getting a piece of that action. Okay, well I do kind of get it, what with the size and all – penis’ all over the place are crazy keen to get up in there. But for girls? It’s not all that appealing.

Why you ask? Well, for starters it’s an erogenous zone for the fellas – not for us. Taking the size struggle out of the equation I’m not saying it definitely won’t feel good (I’m not exactly an authority on the matter), you may find it does after a while, but it must be noted – there can be consequences, like with any sexual act.

The skin in that area is thin, and more prone to tearing (so protection is a must - even though you can’t get pregnant that way). You better believe that a baby doesn’t look so bad when you’ve got a nasty STD on your hands – just sayin’.

Besides that, that area of us isn’t naturally lubricated, so it can be a lot more uncomfortable when his love sausage takes a wander down south and around the corner if you know what I’m saying. So make sure you lube up, or fear ending up like a girlfriend of mine, who kissed the floor when she finally saw a #2 appear – after a week.

Of course, a lot of girls take their boy’s interest in the more untraditional form of intercourse as a sign that he doesn’t think you’re tight enough, vaginally. Let me say that in most cases, that just isn’t true. Boys always want to up the stakes a little, it all falls under the guys need to explore and conquer – so don’t take it personally.

If you are a little worried though, take part in kegal exercises. You know, the little exercises girls can do all throughout the day (even when you’re sitting at your desk) to ensure that those interior muscles tighten right up. Follow my lead with 100 a day – you know, just to stay on top of your game.

But girls. Keep in mind, the booty bump is an add-on, not an essential. If you and your partner both agree it’s something you’d like to try, take it slow. Work up to it, and indulge in a little (or a lot of) foreplay first. This isn’t the type of thing you can just jump into – so ensure you’re both comfortable and willing participants before you take the plunge (pardon the pun) and fellas? Please note that when you accidently ‘slip’ up there during regular intercourse, please keep in mind that we are totally aware that nine times out of 10 that was not an accident – and you’re just trying your luck. That is not the exit strategy that will get you what you want – trust me on that. Surprise is not your friend in matters such as these – so be smart – you cheeky little love monkeys.

 

 

 

NQC x

 

What do you think about booty bonking?

Have you tried it?

Got any tips, tricks or horror stories to share?

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